Thursday, September 20, 2018

Chapter 1

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“I don’t want to be a wizard!”

Follow the cry as it rings from the top of the tower to the statue-filled basement. Feel it contract and return, not to the bedroom from whence it came, but to the kitchen where it bounces off the kettles and heads out to the chicken coop. See the cockerel remove his head from under his wing, ruffle up his feathers, and take up the call to rise and shine.

It’s a sad situation when a heartfelt cry of protest becomes such a daily occurrence the clan uses it to start their day.

See the NeachCook tilt his head and turn to the breakfast tray, checking for perfection before beckoning the Server. Watch the Server skip merrily up the stairs, humming as he passes the various doors that keep private lives private.

See the wizard staring at the ceiling, framed with bright sunlight and serenaded by bird song, wishing she could wake up one day, just one day, to something that reflected her gloomy mood instead of the happy competence of the other tower inhabitants.

See the bedroom door creak open and the cheerful Server enter and set down the tray. See the Server wishing the wizard a bright good morning. See the wizard wave her hand and turn the Server into a statue then back to human before he realizes what happened.

All women have PMS. In the wizard’s case, it stands for psychotic morning syndrome.

See the Server escape, his “Hail and well met, Cousin” attitude a bright annoying gleam of mockery in the dark just after dawn.

See the secretary swan through the bedroom door carrying a cake. “Happy day, Acting NeachDare d’Shadowed Rooster. Today is the anniversary of your ascendance. It is also All Fools’ Day. You are needed in the WorldView. Have a good day, Honored.” See her scuttle out.

Smart girl. She would look good as a statue.

See the wizard sigh as she looks out the window and wishes once, just once, someone would ask her how she was. If she had slept well. Why she woke up screaming.

But there are some things one doesn’t ask a powerful wizard. Even if she is only the Acting Head of the Household. Even if she has only been a wizard for a year. Even if she is only fourteen years old.

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